So, I told them I could fly...

Brittney is the name, offensive is the game. I'm 20 years of age, and frankly, the world pisses me the fuck off.
~ Saturday, June 8 ~
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theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…


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laughingacademy:

spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

Kirk is like, “Hold up, when did you get game?”


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leynasays:

forthecriminallyinsanee:

majesticfap:

aint-that-a-kick-in-the-cock:

downeyy-inspired-by-kittens:

justmariagee:

astudyincastiel:

Anyone else see what’s wrong with this?

But…
._.

yeah, that’s not right,

WHAT IS IT

Hallmark dun goofed.

Oh damn

Siiigh

leynasays:

forthecriminallyinsanee:

majesticfap:

aint-that-a-kick-in-the-cock:

downeyy-inspired-by-kittens:

justmariagee:

astudyincastiel:

Anyone else see what’s wrong with this?

But…

._.

yeah, that’s not right,

WHAT IS IT

Hallmark dun goofed.

Oh damn

Siiigh


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~ Monday, June 3 ~
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Adventures of Owing the Awkward

That incredibly awkward moment when you make eye contact with an attractive male become overwhelmed and try to advert your gaze and end up looking at his crotch. Then, knowing that he saw you blatantly glance at his crotch you just make a sharp turn in the opposite direction and shamefully hide until he departs your general location. 

Tags: Own it Not saying I wouldn't mind but you know... Creep Smooth
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~ Sunday, June 2 ~
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dogshaming:

I killed Spidey

Jax killed that big nasty spider….man.

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dogshaming:

I killed Spidey

Jax killed that big nasty spider….man.

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Tags: metal Best goddamn drop I've ever heard Eargasm
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Let’s try this again shall we?

Banned the fuck out of tumbr for a few spider posts I had to view on my feed a few month back. Totally not about that life. 

Tags: bearplayingasaxophone Summer Lets be friends don't do it again No really stop that shit
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~ Thursday, December 13 ~
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ravenclawssaywhat:

i am crying because
snake eat mice
and i’m like
dude i think that one’s too big for you lil fella

ravenclawssaywhat:

i am crying because

snake eat mice

and i’m like

dude i think that one’s too big for you lil fella


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~ Sunday, December 9 ~
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